Thursday, May 1, 2008
Can We Talk?
I'm missing some eyelashes. Apparently I rubbed too hard when I took my mascara off last night and now I have a bald spot in the middle of my eyelid.
This couldn't have come at a worse time. You see, I'm speaking at Women's Conference and I want to look my best. It wouldn't be so noticeable if my eye wasn't twitching so obnoxiously. I know a twitching eye is practically invisible to an onlooker, but the new red zit on my nose is a beacon pointing the way.
I wouldn't care so much if I could paint my fingernails a bright color and pull the attention to my hands. However I broke a nail halfway down, so I either have to cut them all off to the nubbins and make them match, or wear inconspicuous polish.
Or get fake nails. And fake eyelashes! But then I might forget and itch my twitching eye and both could fall off in the middle of my speech. My cheeks would turn bright red in embarrassment...but at least they'd match my nose.
I'm so nervous! Can you talk?