Martin Crane: Where's the remote? I can't find the remote!
Frasier Crane: (Handing his dad the remote) What was it like when you had to actually get up and walk across the room to change the channel?
Martin Crane: It was hell.
My eyes are going bonkers; my backside is asleep; I haven't left the computer all day. I need a break. I think I'll go watch TV.
"I know you're thinking that the solution is obvious: Don't watch television. But this solution is a surefire loser. Without watching television, where are you going to get the life experience to write your novel?"