I thought about this for a while. I wonder if anyone would choose mine? I decided to list ten reasons why my body is great.
- My fingernails are very strong, and they grow fast.
- I have a fabulous sense of smell. It makes life sensual.
- I have 20/20 vision for distance.
- My eyebrows show up. I've never had to draw them on.
- I don't seem to wrinkle easily.
- My elbows aren't rough or scaly.
- I can walk.
- I don't have varicose veins.
- Advil is the strongest pain killer I need.
- I have an awesome memory.
Do you have anything to brag about?