First we had langos,
a scone dipped in garlic butter and salt.
I spotted a display of vintage dirndls.
Marty in Vienna, 1969
I happen to be that exact vintage!
Soon Dee was leafing through books,
And I was browsing through buttons.
I accidentally bumped into the lady standing next to me, and she fell over! Horrified, I looked down, apologizing profusely, and saw that her arm had come off and was laying next to her body! Another woman was helping her up . . .
and I realized she was a mannequin.
(It was time to flee the market.)