Scary Stuff: Secrets

Do you have skeletons in your closet?
Are you dying to tell someone?

You can trust us—we won't tell a living soul.

Some of my scarier secrets:

1. Once I got arrested. I was released to my "dad" (who was really my friend's older brother, pretending to be my dad.) It was a mild incarceration for only an hour, but it satisfied my wild side.
   
2. Barry Manilow is still one of my favorites. ♫ O-oh Mandy . . . ♫
   
3. I got a D- in 8th grade gym because I was too embarrassed to take showers. So I changed the grade (with the wrong color ink, I might add) to a B+. When my mother noticed and asked me about it, I had a grand tantrum, swore at her for not trusting me, and ran downstairs to my room, where I fell on my knees and prayed mightily that I would not be caught. My prayer was not answered the way I'd hoped.
   
4. When I was twelve I thought Richard Nixon was handsome.
   
5. My beautiful two carat diamond is fake.
6. If a movie doesn't have sex or violence I'm a little disappointed.
7. Although I really like babies, I think they're at their best when they're asleep.
8. Going to bed in the dark freaks me out.
9. While I moan about insomnia, I actually love prowling around after midnight.
10. I prefer crazy kids to crazy adults.
    

Lars & Will

It's your turn: clean those skeletons out of your closet.

Treat us to your tricks—spill your guts.

You know, secrets can eat you alive.
Tell us . . . (after all, it's just us.)

Benji

Don't be afraid . . .