A lady commented today about my cute high heeled shoes. I told her they were perfect for church because I didn't have to walk or stand. I said, "If I wore the shoes that really feel comfortable, I'd look like somebody's grandmother." She then asked, "Do you have grandkids?" "Eighteen!" I announced proudly, as I kicked off my shoes.
P.S. I'm now expecting number 20. I'm just sayin' . . .