Skeletons In Your Closet?

Do you have any secrets rattling around in your life that you're just dying to tell someone?
Come on....we won't tell a living soul!

Here are a few of my skeletons:

1. I was once arrested. I was released to my dad (who was really my friend's older brother, pretending to be my dad.) It was a pretty mild incarceration for an hour or so, but it satisfied my wild side.
   
2. I still like Barry Manilow.
3. I got a D- in gym because I was too embarrassed to take showers. I then changed the grade (with the wrong color ink, I might add) to a B+. When my mother accused me of this, I had a grand tantrum, swore at her for not trusting me, and ran downstairs to my room, where I fell on my knees and prayed mightily that I would not be caught in my lie. Any of my own children would have been killed for this type of behavior.
   
4. I hate healthy food and exercise. I love cookies and coke while I sit at the computer.
5. My beautiful two carat diamond is fake.
6. When movies don't have any sex or violence, I'm disappointed.
7. Although I really like children, I think they're at their best when they're asleep.
8. I am a shop-o-holic.
9. I moan about insomnia, but I actually love prowling around in the middle of the night.
10. I get very hairy when it's a full moon.

AH-OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Now, you've got a ghost of a chance to chase those skeletons out of your closet.
Treat us to your tricks! Scare us with your inside stories. If you keep them to yourself, they can eat you alive! Tell us...just tell US, "er..the goblins'll git yer if yer don't watch out!"