Thursday, August 16, 2007

Bragging

"If you woke up in someone else's body, whose would it be?"

I thought about this for a while. I wonder if anyone would choose mine? I decided to list ten reasons why my body is great.
  1. My fingernails are very strong, and they grow fast.
  2. I have a fabulous sense of smell. It makes life sensual.
  3. I have 20/20 vision for distance.
  4. My eyebrows show up. I've never had to draw them on.
  5. I don't seem to wrinkle easily.
  6. My elbows aren't rough or scaly.
  7. I can walk.
  8. I don't have varicose veins.
  9. Advil is the strongest pain killer I need.
  10. I have an awesome memory.
All in all, I don't think I want anyone else's body, if it means giving up my own. I'm getting used to it.

Do you have anything to brag about?
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7 comments:

  1. K.M. Saint JamesAugust 16, 2007 at 8:24 AM

    I have a beautiful smile -- with the help of orthodontics, of course, but the good stuff was mine to begin with.

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  2. kellyAugust 16, 2007 at 9:19 AM

    you are awesome! i love to hear that self confidence! and i love the bit about eyebrows... mine would be similar - they are so big and bushy i can shape them into what ever i want!

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  3. mama joAugust 16, 2007 at 1:38 PM

    for some reason i got everything you don't have, varicose veins, scaly elbows, can't smell....but i tan very easy...i like that..hopefully i won't wrinkle to badly...what else do i like? hmmm...i have a nice smile, nice eyes..crazy eyebrows...good hair..so, you take some, you lose some

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  4. ChristieAugust 16, 2007 at 3:50 PM

    Does having no grace count? How about a zillion freckles? THOSE, I have in droves.

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  5. kenjuAugust 16, 2007 at 8:22 PM

    I have nothing to brag about, except maybe my energy. My eyebrows fell out, my hearing is shot, my gums need to be replaced and my teeth whitened. I need lipo on my belly and a boob lift.

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  6. MissKrisAugust 17, 2007 at 7:57 PM

    I wrote my answers on my blog. I LOVED your reasons! Haha!

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  7. RebeccaAugust 23, 2007 at 12:05 PM

    Bragging rights? Hmmmm. My hair grows at the speed of light, and the gray came in really bright silver. My elbows are not scaly, and I have enough color in my cheeks and lips that I don't wear any makeup. Oh, and I'm tall. :) Now the flaws are legion...all the spider veins, freckles, sparse brows (but not enough to pencil) and chin hair!!

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